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LMAO

LMAO

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Products: 30 ml Parfum
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  • Handmade in small batches in Toney, Alabama.
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LMAO (Lick Me All Over) – Haus of Val Perfume

Playful. Addictive. Completely unforgettable.

LMAO is the scent that walks in smiling and leaves everyone wondering who that was. It opens with a sparkling splash of juicy grapefruit and exotic kumquat, bursting with bright citrus energy that feels fresh, sweet, and alive. Within moments, soft petals of jasmine and violet bloom at the heart, adding a delicate femininity that wraps the fruit in pure elegance.

As the fragrance settles, the true magic begins. A mouthwatering blend of ripe raspberry, succulent cantaloupe, and dripping-sweet watermelon melts into the skin, creating a candy-kissed finish that is warm, flirty, and impossible to resist.

This is the girl who laughs loud. The one who lives in color. The one everyone remembers.

Scent Notes:

  • Top: Grapefruit, Kumquat, Sparkling Fruit Candy
  • Middle: Jasmine, Violet
  • Base: Raspberry, Cantaloupe, Watermelon

The Vibe:
Sweet. Juicy. Playful. Attention-grabbing.

Haus of Val Tip:
LMAO shines brightest when worn on warm skin. It becomes your personal fruity candy signature that lingers long after you’ve left the room.

 

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